There's No Such Thing As Talent; You

Worry Is Interest Paid In Advance On A Debt That Never Comes Due.

I Hate The Computer. I Hate Their Spell-check. I Won't Ever Do E-mail.

It's Hard To Write A Good Play Because It's Hard To Structure A Plot. If You Can Think Of It Off The Top Of Your Head, So Can The Audience.

Anyone Ever Lost In The Wild Knows That Nature Wants You Dead.

Being A Writer In Hollywood Is Like Going To Hitler's Eagle Nest With A Great Idea For A Bar Mitzvah.