There's No Room For Demons When You're

Me Being An Actor Was An Accident, And Not Something I Wanted To Do, Because I Knew What Happened Eventually. Yeah, Maybe You'd Get Famous, But Then You Wouldn't Be Famous Anymore. Then You'd Have To Scramble To Get Back To Where You Were, And Chances Are, You Wouldn't.

You Know How Most Illnesses Have Symptoms You Can Recognize? Like Fever, Upset Stomach, Chills, Whatever. Well, With Manic Depression, It's Sexual Promiscuity, Excessive Spending, And Substance Abuse - And That Just Sounds Like A Fantastic Weekend In Vegas To Me!

All My Life I've Been Seeing Things Through The Culture. My Father, For Instance, Was The Press's Bad Boy. People Really Hated Him. He Was Always A Big Flirt. He Was Always In Trouble - Going Bankrupt, Whatever.

I Found Out When I Did The Oprah Winfrey Show That There Was A Cookie Jar Of Me. So She Gave It To Me. I Had No Idea Prior To That That It Even Existed.

He's A Very Strange Guy, My Father. I Can't Get Mad At Him Because He's So Adorable.