There's No One So Self-righteous As Someone

Oh, Ma Petite, You Are Growing Gargantuan." I Looked At Him And It Was Not A Friendly Look. "never Tease A Woman About Her Weight, Jean-claude. At Least Not An American Twentieth-century One." He Spread His Hands Wide. "my Deepest Apologies." "when You Apologize, Try Not To Smile At The Same Time. It Ruins The Effect.

Anything Under Size Five Isn't A Woman. It's A Boy With Breasts.

She Was Just That Shiver That Makes You Walk Faster At Night. You Don't Know Why You Do It, But Some Part Of You Remembers That The Dark Is Never Really Empty. ~anita

Remember The Three Rules Of Vampire Hunting. One: Never, Ever Look Them In The Eyes. Two: Never, Ever Give Up Your Cross. Three: Aim For The Head And Heart. Even With Silver Ammo, It Won't Be A Killing Blow Anywhere Else." I Felt Like A Kindergarten Teacher Sending Her Kiddies Off To A Hostile Playground. "don't Panic If You Get Bitten. The Bite Can Be Cleansed. As Long As They Don't Mesmerize You With Their Eyes, You Can Still Fight.

Lust Has Less Logic Than Love, Sometimes, But It's Easier To Fight.