There's No Jealousy In The Grave.

He Became An Officer And A Gentleman, Which Is An Enviable Thing.

God Could Not Be Everywhere, And Therefore He Made Mothers.

Literature Is A Splendid Mistress, But A Bad Wife.

San Francisco Has Only One Drawback—‘tis Hard To Leave.

Meddling With Another Man's Folly Is Always Thankless Work.