There's No Good Guys And Bad Guys.

Politics Has Become Incendiary. People Don't Find It So Funny Now So I Have To Be Careful, But I Have To Wake Them Up With Some Truths And The Truths I Aim At Them Are Over 100 Years Old. Facts That No One Can Dispute.

I Developed A Resistance To Authority. Not To Discipline - I Learned That. But To Authority. I Like To Think For Myself. And I Like To Cause Trouble.

Mark Twain Married The Daughter Of One Of New York State's Leading Abolitionists, Jervis Langdon, Who Helped Frederick Douglass Who Became The Great Negro Leader To Escape From Slavery.

Why Do I Keep Performing At My Age? What Else Am I Going To Do? Play Golf? I Tried That Years Ago And All I Did Was Cuss. I Can Do That Without The Walk, Cuss At Congress And Let [mark]twain Do It. "imagine That You Were An Idiot. And Then Imagine That You Were A Member Of Congress. Wait - I've Repeated Myself."

I Don't Have A Director. The Audience Directs Me.