There's No Good Guys And Bad Guys.

There Was So Much To Learn And It Was All Fun. But The Best Part Was Getting A Laugh From An Audience. That Was Like Drowning In Candy.

The Interesting Scope Of Mark Twain's Development As A Human Being Is That He Grew. He Saw, He Travelled, He Studied This Country And Later The World With The Eye Of A Man Educating Himself. This Is A Central Fact In The Mark Twain Legacy. He Became An American Spokesman For The Ideals Of Racial Equality And Dignity For The Working Man Because He Was Willing To Look The World In Its Face And See, Really See What Was Happening To The People In It.

Mark Twain Cannot Be Defined.

I Never, Ever Update Mark Twain. I Don't Modernize It. I Let The Audience Update The Material. When I Go Out On Stage, I'm Trying To Make The Audience Believe They're Looking At This Guy Who Died 104 Years Ago And Listening To Him And Saying To Themselves, "jesus, He Could Be Talking About Today." And That's The Point.

When The Audience Begins To See The Sunrise On That It's Hard For Them To Turn Away From It Because They're Listening To A Man Talking To Them From Over A Century Ago. And Nothing Has Changed. So What Are You Going To Do About That?