There's Never Been A Parent In My

I've Spent More On My Dodger Tickets That I Did On My Car.

If You Can Mix Hilary Duff And Gary Oldman Into The Same Actor, That's My Goal. I Know It's Strange To Think About, But That's The Goal.

When The Ship Is Sinking And You're Forced To Choose Sides, The New Solution Is To Jump From Island To Island To Island. You Don't Have To Pick.

I Was The Only White Kid In My Neighborhood For Most Of My Youth Even In High School, So Reverse Racism Was Just As Apparent As Racism.

Every Actor Chooses Their Story At The Beginning.