... There's Been A Lot Of Balls

Welcome To Smackdown. This Is Where The Franchise Plays. That's Tazz, He's A Thug. And That's Michael Cole, He's Gay.

Kickin', Ass Takin' Names, Cashing Checks, And Breakin Necks, The Champ Is Here.

I Don't Doll Myself Up For Tv Because I Want People To Accept Me For Who I Am.

This Is Everything To Me. If I Don't Have This, I Don't Know What Else I'll Be Doing. I Personally Have Found Where I Belong. You Can Cut Back To Photos Of Me Holding, Uh, Paper Championships. That Was Truly My Dream. This Is What I Was Born To Do. As Far As Walking Away From All This To Do Something Else, I Don't..i Just Don't...i Don't See The Rationality.

I Don't Play A Character. It's Totally Just An Extension Of Myself.