There's Always Somebody Older, Richer, More Desperate

I Have A Hotline To The Tabloids. When I Get Up In The Morning, I Call The Star, And The Last Thing At Night, I Call Them. I Want Them To Have The Inside Track.

I Think That Probably All Religions Sound Bizarre To The People Who Are Not The Practitioners Of Them.

Through History, People Look For Something Spiritual. The Greatest Scientists In The World Were Men Of Religion And Faith, Too.

I Sort Of Feel Sorry For The Next Man Who Gets Me. I May Just Kill Him With Passion. He'd Better Be Strong And Have A Good Heart!

To Tell You The Honest-to-god Truth: Without Scientology, I Would Be Dead. So, I Can Personally Highly Recommend It.