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Whenever You Bring Up Women's Internal Workings, Guys Want To Change The Subject. Unless, Of Course, They're Trying To Change The Laws.

Downplaying Their Faults Is Pretty Much The Point Of Campaigns. But We Do Count On Them Living With The Constant Terror Of Public Rejection.

You Can Hit As Many Revolutions As You Want, But Women Are Always Going To Wear Uncomfortable Shoes That Look Good.

Phil Gramm Had A Stump Speech About How His Mother's Devotion Kept Him From Being An Academic Failure In Life. She Got Him Into A Special School That Turned Him Around - Under A Government Program For The Children Of Deceased Veterans. He Was Repeatedly Asked At Press Conferences Why He Would Then Turn Around And Support Draconian Cuts In Federal Funding For Education. He Never Had An Answer.

The Tea Party People Say They're Angry About Socialism, But Maybe They're Really Angry About Capitalism. If There's A Sense Of Being Looked Down Upon, It's That Sense Of Failure That's Built Into A System That Assures Everyone They Can Make It To The Top, But Then Reserves The Top For Only A Tiny Fraction Of The Strivers.