There's Always A Certain Pride In Getting

You Don't Step On Stage To Eat; You Go There To Be Eaten.

T's Much Less Daunting Once You've Put Your Foot On The Road To It. I'm A Notorious Couch Potato And I Don't Like Exercise. Half An Hour Of Physical Exercise, Like Jogging Or Fast Walking A Day Is A Start.

I'm Going To Fail To Hit The Mark I've Put Up Before Me Because It's Not Possible To Hit It. I Want To Be The Best At What I Do So I've Got To Get Over Myself Already Because That's Never Going To Happen. I Ain't Ever Going To Be God.

I'm From East Sheen, I Went To Public School Where I Learned Latin At The Age Of Nine, And Certain Expectations Were Made Of Me To Go To St Paul's, Oxbridge Maybe, And All That Kind Of Thing. And I Failed Systematically To Meet The Mark - Who I Am And What I Should Have Been Are Two Very Different Things.

I'm From A Nice, Suburban, Middle-class Family, But My Tattoos Remind Me Where I've Been.