There's Always A Certain Pride In Getting

I Get Hired More Then I Get Seen More. I Get Seen More Then Maybe Celebrity And Fame Happens But At The End Of The Day There's No Difference Between My Five Dollar Performance And My Fifty Million Dollar Performance. It's Not Going To Make Me A Better Father.

My Father Came From An Intellectual And Studious Avenue As Opposed To A Brawler's Avenue. So I Had To Go Further Afield And I Brought All Kinds Of Unscrupulous Oiks Back Home - Earless, Toothless Vagabonds - To Teach Me The Arts Of The Old Bagarre.

I Had A Huge Imagination. My Granddad Says I Was A Bit Of A Walter Mitty Character.

I Have To Make My Bones With Hollywood To Get In. And When I Do Maybe I'll Metamorphose From Mr. Muscles Or Whatever It Is I Am Now And Become An Irascible Tosser.

I Think Online Dating Is A Way Of Procuring People. Like Facebook And Myspace, It's The Way That People Connect Now And Procure Small Children And Sometimes Dodgy Relationships. I Don't Think It's Very Healthy.