There's A Lot Of Common Sense ...

The Fact That I Have A Job That People Even Watch Is An Incredible Gift.

I Learned The Word Non-conformist In Fourth Grade And Immediately Announced That I Would Grow Up To Become One.

I Am Always So Happy To Be At 'snl.' I Still Feel Like A Kid When I'm There, Like I Can't Believe I'm Watching Them Make The Show.

If Properly Dried And Trimmed, New York-style Pizza Could Be Used To Make A Box For Chicago-style Pizza. I Love A Slice When I'm In Nyc, But It's Like Eating A Slim Jim Compared With A Filet Mignon. One Slice Of Gino's East Stuffed Sausage Pizza Is A Bigger Meal Than An Entire New York Pie.

Not Only Do I Recommend Wendell Berry To Anyone Who Will Talk To Me For More Than Seven Seconds, But I Buy His Books In Quantity And Send Them To People. I Bought A Few Dozen Of His Newest, "our Only World."