There Will Be Rough Nights But Joy

For As Low As You Go, Ask God To Take You That High.

You Put Some Vaseline Under Your Eyes At Night And Under Your Chin, And You Put A Little Bit On Your Chest And You'll Avoid Stretch Marks And I'll Get You Some Vaseline, You Can Change Your Oil And Fry Chicken With It, Too, But You Best Make Sure You Have Something.

Hollywood Is Finally Waking Up To The Fact That People Who Go To Church Also Go To The Movies. I'm Not Sure What Took Them So Long To See That Or How Long They'll Keep It Up.

It Takes A Week To Do A Sitcom In Hollywood. I Do A Show A Day In My Studio, Three Or Four Shows A Week.

There Were Certain Areas In The Country Where I Couldn't Go Without Being Stopped And Asked For Autographs And Pictures For Years.