There Were So Many Fellows Ranked Over

You Been Hearing About How Bad I Am Since You Were A Little Kid With Mess In Your Pants! Tonight, I'm Gonna Whip You Till You Cry Like A Baby.

When Your Mother Dies, It Really Hurts. But With Time, You Get Used To It. That's Nature's Way.

Howard Cosell Was Gonna Be A Boxer When He Was A Kid Only They Couldn't Find A Mouthpiece Big Enough.

Now, If I Even Say The Wrong Thing I Make The News.

Anywhere I Go, There Is Always An Incredible Crowd That Follows Me. In Rome, As I Land At The Airport, Even The Men Kiss Me. I Love Rome.