There Was A Time When Man Stood

If You Don't Have A Sense Of Humor, You'll Hurt Yourself Arguing With Me.

There Was A Time When Man Stood Strong, Right Was Right And Wrong Was Wrong.

I Stand Humbled On Bended Knee But, Of Course, The Response To That Would Be 'duh!' And To Be Given That Incredible Honor Means That I Represent The Piss And Vinegar, The Energy, The Defiance, The Musicality Of The Funk Brothers And Motown And Mitch Ryder And Bob Seger, Brownsville Station And Grand Funk Railroad And Eminem And Jack White And Kid Rock - Are You Kidding Me?

If Guns Cause Crime, All Of Mine Are Defective.

Real Americans Don't Back Down.