There Was A Time In My Life

I Became A Performer Because It Was What I Enjoyed Doing.

I Expected Dracula To Come Jumping Out Any Second. If He Did I'd Have Held Up A Cross, Cause He's Allergic To Bullshit.

Rosa Parks Showed Us All That One Little Person Can Make A Whole Bunch Of Noise Without So Much As A Whisper. She Showed The World That The Color Of Your Skin Shouldn't Determine What Part Of The Bus You Sit In... As You Ride Through Life.

What I Never Understand About A Hangover Is, Where Does The Breath Come From? You Know What I Mean? I Mean, Is Someone Shitting In Your Mouth?

I Went To Zimbabwe. I Know How White People Feel In America Now; Relaxed! Cause When I Heard The Police Car I Knew They Weren't Coming After Me!