There’s No Way You Can Kill Someone

Ha," I Said. "oh, Ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause They Love Me. You See How Many Vampires Are Up Here? Zero, Right?" One," Said Eric, Stepping Out Of The Stairwell.

If I Quit Having Fun, Then It's Time For Me To Quit Working.

They Say When One Door Shuts, Another One Opens. But They Haven’t Been Living At My House. Most Of The Doors I Open Seem To Have Something Scary Crouched Behind Them, Anyway.

My Brother, Jason, Came Into The Bar, Then, And Sauntered Over To Give Me A Hug. He Knows That Women Like A Man Who's Good To His Family And Also Kind To The Disabled, So Hugging Me Is A Double Whammy Of Recommendation.

I Didn't Know What To Think About First: Me Seeing Claude Naked, Claude Seeing Me Naked, Or The Whole Fact That We Were Related And Naked In The Same Room. (sookie Stackhouse, Dead In The Family)