There May Be A Heaven, But If

I Have Often Seen An Actor Laugh Off The Stage, But I Don't Remember Ever Having Seen One Weep.

Technicolor Makes Me Look Like Death Warmed Over.

Gay Liberation? I Ain't Against It, It's Just That There's Nothing In It For Me.

Today Everyone Is A Star - They're All Billed As 'starring' Or 'also Starring'. In My Day, We Earned That Recognition.

The Real Actor - Like Any Real Artistj- Has A Direct Line To The Collective Heart.