There Is Unspeakable Pleasure Attending The Life

To Make A Fine Gentleman, Several Trades Are Required, But Chiefly A Barber.

Elegy On The Death Of A Mad Dog And In That Town A Dog Was Found, As Many Dogs There Be, Both Mongrel, Puppy, Whelp, And Hound, And Curs Of Low Degree.

Mortifications Are Often More Painful Than Real Calamities.

Man Wants But Little Here Below, Nor Wants That Little Long.

In Arguing Too, The Parson Own'd His Skill, For E'en Though Vanquish'd He Could Argue Still; While Words Of Learned Length And Thundering Sound Amaz'd The Gazing Rustics Rang'd Around; And Still They Gaz'd, And Still The Wonder Grew That One Small Head Could Carry All He Knew.