There Is Only One Universal Passion Fear.

I Have Defined The Hundred Per Cent American As Ninety-nine Per Cent An Idiot.

I Make A Fortune From Criticizing The Policy Of The Government, And Then Hand It Over To The Government In Taxes To Keep It Going.

I'm An Atheist And I Thank God For It.

No Man Who Is Occupied In Doing A Very Difficult Thing, And Doing It Very Well, Ever Loses His Self-respect.

Justice Is Justice Though It's Always Delayed And Finally Done Only By Mistake.