There Is Nothing So Perfect As Pinball

Pain Will Never Leave Us. Instead Of Putting Energy Into Destroying Pain, We Need To Put Energy Into Creating Pleasure.

Life Has Been Reduced To A Series Of Long Periods Of Boredom In The Office Punctuated By High-octane "experiences" Which You Can Rack Up On Your List Of Things To Do Before You Die. That's Not Really Living: That Is Slavery With The Occasional Circus Thrown In.

One Aspect Of Fast London Life I Have Never Understood, For Example, Is The Custom Of The Gym. Why Do People Go To Gyms?

I've Found That There Isn't Any Correlation Whatsoever Between The Hours Put In And The Quality Of What Comes Out. Most Of The Beatles' Songs Probably Originated In About Five Minutes.

To Me There Is No More Depressing Sight Than A Five-year-old Staring At A Screen, Unsmiling, Mouse In Hand. Besides Whatever Dreadful Things This Prolonged Exposure To Screens Is Doing To Their Brains, Computer Games Tend To Be Solitary Affairs, And Produce Little Laughter.