There Is Nothing I Like More Than

I Started Being Really Proud Of The Fact That I Was Gay Even Though I Wasn't.

If You're Really A Mean Person You're Going To Come Back As A Fly And Eat Poop.

I Always Wanted To Experience The Street Life Because My Teenage Life In Aberdeen Was So Boring. But I Was Never Really Independent Enough To Do It. I Applied For Food Stamps, Lived Under The Bridge, And Built A Fort At The Cedar Mill.

I'm Left-handed, And It's Not Very Easy To Find Reasonably Priced, High-quality Left-handed Guitars. But Out Of All The Guitars In The Whole World, The Fender Mustang Is My Favorite. I've Only Owned Two Of Them.

When I Listen To 'nevermind,' I Hate The Production, But There's Something About It That Almost Makes Me Cry At Times.