There Is No Wrinkle-free Life.

My Philosophy, Don't Let Cancer Ruin Your Life. You Get Up Every Day And Use What You Have And What Time You Have Left.

The Lord Expects Us To Enjoy Our Lives. He Says There Will Be Some Brutal Times, But We Shouldn't Get All Bent Out Of Shape About It.

My Wife And I Really Enjoy A Glass Of Red Wine. We're Too Old To Drink Cheap Wine, And We Don't.

I Always Thought Christians Were The Weak People. When You Can't Make It In Life Then You Have To Ask God. I Really Prided Myself On Being A Self-made Man.

When Fairy Tales Are Written In The West, They're Known As Folklore. In The East, Fairy Tales Are Called Religions.