There Is No Trusting Appearances.

Modesty Is A Quality In A Lover More Praised By The Women Than Liked.

Death's A Debt; His Mandamus Binds All Alike- No Bail, No Demurrer.

Ay, Ay, The Best Terms Will Grow Obsolete: Damns Have Had Their Day.

Here 's To The Maiden Of Bashful Fifteen; Here 's To The Widow Of Fifty; Here 's To The Flaunting, Extravagant Queen, And Here 's To The Housewife That 's Thrifty! Let The Toast Pass; Drink To The Lass; I 'll Warrant She 'll Prove An Excuse For The Glass.

A Practitioner In Panegyric, Or, To Speak More Plainly, A Professor Of The Art Of Puffing.