There Is No Such Thing As Bragging.

Dear Mr. Kuhn, After Twelve Years In The Major Leagues, I Do Not Feel That I Am A Piece Of Property To Be Bought And Sold Irrespective Of My Wishes

The Funny Thing About These Uniforms Is That You Hang Them In The Closet And They Get Smaller And Smaller.

If You Destroyed The Underpinnings Of This Great American Sport, You Are A Hated, Ugly, Detestable Person.

I Am Pleased That God Made My Skin Black - But I Wish He Had Made It Thicker.

There Is No Such Thing As Bragging. You're Either Lying Or Telling The Truth.