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I Believe In One God, Creator Of The Universe In That He Ought To Be Whipped From Pilar To Post And Back Again For His Shameful Actions Toward Humanity.

Do Good To Thy Friend To Keep Him, To Thy Enemy To Gain Him.

... There Is Much Truth In The Italian Saying, 'make Yourselves Sheep, And The Wolves Will Eat You.'

Buy What Thou Hast No Need Of And Ere Long Thou Shalt Sell Thy Necessities.

Guests, Like Fish, Begin To Smell After Three Days.