There Is No Salvation For Those Outside

A Good Conspiracy Is Unprovable. I Mean, If You Can Prove It, It Means They Screwed Up Somewhere Along The Line.

I Was Known For Being A Bit Of A Clown. I Remember My Dad Got Me Aside And Said, "just Remember, Everybody Likes A Clown, But Nobody Pays Him." I've Often Been Tempted To Call Him And Say, "remember How You Told Me...?" "yeah?" "yes, They Do."

After About 20 Years Of Marriage, I'm Finally Starting To Scratch The Surface Of What Women Want. And I Think The Answer Lies Somewhere Between Conversation And Chocolate.

It's Great That After 700 Years William Wallace Has Finally Had A Proper Burial. He Did So Much For The Country. You Should Be Proud Of What You Have Achieved Through Devolution.

Writing Is A Hard Gig, And It's Hard To Convey A Lot. That's Why Scripts Tend To Be A Little Bit Overwritten.