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Never Encourage A Man To Cook Breakfast; It Cause Him To Wonder If Women Are Necessary.

Love Is That Condition In Which The Happiness Of Another Person Is Essential To Your Own.

If You Wanted To Teach A Baby A Lesson, Would You Cut Its Head Off?

A Committee Is A Life Form With Six Or More Legs And No Brain.

A Child's Life Is Like A Piece Of Paper On Which Every Person Leaves A Mark.