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Communication Is The Root Of Marital Success From Which A Strong Union Can Grow, And Noncommunicatio N Is The Rock On Which The Ship Will Bash Out Her Keel.

A Good Dianetic Auditor Can Take A Broken-down, Sorrow-drenched Lady Of Thirty-eight And Knock Out Her Past Periods Of Physical And Mental Pain And Have On His Hands Somebody Who Appears To Be Twenty-five-and A Bright, Cheerful Twenty-five At That.

Scientology Is The Science Of Knowing How To Know Answers. It Is A Wisdom In The Tradition Of Ten Thousand Years Of Search In Asia And Western Civilization. It Is The Science Of Human Affairs Which Treats The Livingness And Beingness Of Man And Demonstrates To Him A Pathway To Greater Freedom.

All Men Shall Be My Slaves! All Women Shall Succumb To My Charms! All Mankind Shall Grovel At My Feet And Not Know Why!

I Have High Hopes Of Smashing My Name Into History So Violently That It Will Take A Legendary Form Even If All Books Are Destroyed.