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The Trouble With Travelling Back Later On Is That You Can Never Repeat The Same Experience.

Now, What Sort Of Person Would Write A Scene Where A Young Man Stumbles Upon A Castle Full Only Of Beautiful Young Women? Answer: Me!

First Shalt Thou Take Out The Holy Pin. Then Shalt Thou Count To Three, No More-no Less. Three Shall Be The Number Thou Shalt Count, And The Number Of The Counting Shall Be Three. Four Shalt Thou Not Count, Neither Count Thou Two, Excepting That Thou Then Proceed To Three. Five Is Right Out. Once The Number Three, Being The Third Number, Be Reached, Then Lobbest Thou Thy Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Towards Thy Foe, Who, Being Naughty In My Sight, Shall Snuff It.

Somewhere, A Long Way Away, People Are Doing Sensible Things Like Mowing Lawns And Digging Gardens.

George Harrison's Passing Was Really Sad, But It Does Make The Afterlife Seem Much More Attractive.