There Is A Pleasure In Affecting Affectation.

The Only True Time Which A Man Can Properly Call His Own, Is That Which He Has All To Himself; The Rest, Though In Some Sense He May Be Said To Live It, Is Other People's Time, Not His.

May My Last Breath Be Drawn Through A Pipe, And Exhaled In A Jest.

Gone Before To That Unknown And Silent Shore.

I Toiled After It, Sir, As Some Men Toil After Virtue.

Coleridge Declares That A Man Cannot Have A Good Conscience Who Refuses Apple Dumplings, And I Confess That I Am Of The Same Opinion.