There Is A Lot Of Use Of

Toast Is Bread Made Delicious And Useful. Un-toasted Bread Is Okay For Children's Sandwiches And Sopping Up Barbecue Sauce, But For Pretty Much All Other Uses, Toast Is Better Than Bread. An Exception Is When The Bread Is Fresh From The Oven, Piping Hot, With Butter Melting All Over It. Then It's Fantastic, But I Would Argue That Bread Fresh Out Of The Oven Is A Kind Of Toast. Because I'm An Asshole And I Refuse To Be Wrong About Something.

When People Are Absurdly Tall, They Command Everyone's Attention When They Walk Into A Room. Nobody's Ever Dismissive Of Somebody For Being Too Tall.

Buy Groceries And Feed Yourself, Even On The Road

The Woman I Am Currently Crazy About Was A Vegetarian For A Year Until I Started Dating Her. As Is The Case With Most Vegetarians, She Had Never Eaten Properly Prepared Meat, Only Commercially Packaged Or Otherwise Abused Flesh.

When I'm In A Restaurant, I Don't Eat Red Meat. It Doesn't Taste Like Anything. But If A Friend Of Mine Is Grilling Stuff At His House, Its Almost Always Great.