There Is A Lot More To This

You Can Put Lipstick And Earrings On A Hog And Call It Monique, But It's Still A Pig.

I Did Not Want My Tombstone To Read, 'she Kept A Really Clean House.' I Think I'd Like Them To Remember Me By Saying, 'she Opened Government To Everyone.'

I Get A Lot Of Cracks About My Hair, Mostly From Men Who Don't Have Any.

After All, Ginger Rogers Did Everything That Fred Astaire Did. She Just Did It Backwards And In High Heels.

I'm Against An Income Tax Because All The Rich People Hire Lawyers And Accountants To Be Sure That They Don't Pay Income Tax.