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Australians And New Zealanders Don't Talk About Gallipoli In Terms Of Invasion. I Started Talking About It And Using That Word And At First There Were A Few People Who Were Getting Upset In The Same Way That In Any Country, If You Work For A Newspaper You Know Exactly The Dude You Can Go And Talk To Get A Knee-jerk Reaction When It Comes To Something To Do With The Military.

When I Was A Young Fellow, I Used To Learn The Dialogue Backwards. The Point Is That In A Conversation Between Two People, You Can't Have Already Made The Decisions About What You're Gonna Do. You Gotta Be Very Light On Your Feet. That Leads You Into Areas Where Conversations Can Have A Much Bigger, Grander Meaning.

I Think If There's Some Kind Of Crisis In News Journalism... A Crisis Of Credibility, Then It's Been Created By Journalists. I'm Empathetic, I Understand It And I See It, But I'm Not Sympathetic About It. If You Want People To Think Of Journalism With Higher Regard Then Do Better Work.

I Do Occasionally Wonder, If You Were To Bring To Life One Of Those Young Men Who Sacrificed Themselves In What Was Advertised To Them As The Great War, And The War To End All War, And Show Them That We're Still Engaged In Armed Conflict In The Same Area, I'm Not Sure That They Would Be Pleased About What Their Sacrifices Amounted To.

I'd Move To Los Angeles If New Zealand And Australia Were Swallowed Up By A Tidal Wave, If There Was A Bubonic Plague In England And If The Continent Of Africa Disappeared From Some Martian Attack.