There Has Never Been An American Tragedy.

Let Me Tell You About The Very Rich. They Are Different From You And Me.

My Latest Tendency Is To Collapse About 11:00 And With The Tears Flowing From My Eyes Or The Gin Rising To Their Level And Leaking Over, And Tell Interested Friends Or Acquaintances That I Haven't A Friend In The World And Likewise Care For Nobody.

I Am Too Much A Moralist At Heart, And Really Want To Preach At People In Some Acceptable Form, Rather Than Entertain Them.

If I Knew Words Enough, I Could Write The Longest Love Letter In The World And Never Get Tired

The Sign Of Intelligence Is The Ability To Carry Opposed Thoughts At The Same Time.