There Are Two Words For Everything.

I Have Noticed That The People Who Are Late Are Often So Much Jollier Than The People Who Have To Wait For Them.

The Noise From Good Toast Should Reverberate In The Head Like The Thunder Of July.

The Truth Is The Only Thing Worth Having, And, In A Civilized Life, Like Ours, Where So Many Risks Are Removed, Facing It Is Almost The Only Courageous Thing Left To Do.

To Set But A Low Value Upon Toast Is To Expose One's Deficiencies In Right Appreciation.

Aig [f.-m. Sir Douglas Haig] 'e Don't Say Much; 'e Don't, So To Say, Say Nothin'; But What 'e Don't Say Don't Mean Nothin', Not 'arf. But When 'e Do Say Something--my Gawd!