There Are Two Things For A Marriage

There Is Nothing Worse That A Thirteen-year-old Boy. You're Embarrassed By Your Parents, And You're Trying To Find Your Independance Because, Deep Inside, You Are So Dependent On Your Mom.

I Have A Good Instinct For What's Real And What's Not. I Don't Have To Second-guess Myself.

God Help Me If I Ever Do Another Movie With An Explosion In It. If You See Me In A Movie Where Stuff Is Exploding You'll Know I've Lost All My Money.

When You Are In Your 20s And You're Not Married With Kids, You're Having Fun. But When You're In Your 30s And You're Not Married And Don't Have Kids, You Begin To Develop A Peter Pan Complex. As You Grow Older, You Have More Responsibilities And You Have To Step Up To Them.

I Hate The Whole Reluctant Sex-symbol Thing. It's Such Bull. You See These Dudes Greased Up, In Their Underwear, Talking About How They Don't Want To Be A Sex Symbol.