There Are Three Iron Links In The

The Trouble With Women Is Men; The Trouble With Men, Men.

Others Settle For Small Rewards; The Neurotic Must Always Go For Broke.

Women Polish The Silver And Water The Plants And Wait To Be Really Needed.

A Critic Can Only Review The Book He Has Read, Not The One Which The Writer Wrote.

Naturally, The Neurotic Wants You To Love Him Twice As Much, For He's Going To Cut It In Half Anyway.