There Are Ten Commandments, I've Only Broken

I Listen To Too Many People. I'm Only Going To Listen To My Gut For The Rest Of My Life.

There Are Ten Commandments, I've Only Broken Three.

Being Offended Is Part Of Being In The Real World.

You Couldn’t Pay Me A Billion Dollars To Take Marijuana. I Don’t Really Like Coke Anymore. I’m Scared Of Ecstasy. The One Drug I'd Like To Try One Day Is Ayahuasca, Which Should Be Mandatory For Everybody. It’s Apparently This Crazy Tea That Gives You These Intense Hallucinations. Everyone Who Takes It Sees A Wise Old Black Man Who Takes You On A Wild Journey. I’m Not Going To Name Names, But Everyone Who Takes It Sees The Same Black Guy. I'm Not Kidding You. Everyone!

I'm Covered With Loser Dust.