There Are Some People Who Have Trouble

The Secret Of Success Is To Be Like A Duck, Smooth And Unruffled On Top, But Paddling Furiously Underneath.

I Don't Know The Key To Success, But The Key To Failure Is Trying To Please Everybody.

What Best Defines A Child Is The Total Inability To Receive Information From Anything Not Plugged In.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.

The Three Ingredients Of A Successful Union Between Two ... Humor, Commitment & Undying Love.