There Are Shantytowns In South Africa That

This Is The Renault Espace, Probably The Best Of The People Carriers. Not That That's Much To Shout About. That's Like Saying “ooh Good I've Got Syphilis, The Best Of The Sexually Transmitted Diseases.”

Tonight, The New Viper, Which Is The American Equivalent Of A Sportscar In The Same Way, I Guess, That George Bush Is The Equivalent Of A President.

You Have City Centre Pubs Where Men Go To Meet Girls, Not Realising That All Girls In City Centre Pubs Have Thighs Like Tug Boats And Morals That Would Surprise A Zoo Animal.

I Think It's A Good Idea To Tie Peter Mandelson To A Van. Such An Act Would Be Cruel And Barbaric And Inhuman. But It Would At Least Cheer Everyone Up A Bit.

We Live In The Worst Country In The World. At Least We Do For Lazy, Inefficient, Office-bound Police, Whose Response To An Extraordinary Rise In Violent Crime Is To Order More Speed Cameras.