There Are No Lazy Veteran Lion Hunters.

If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twice As Fast, Managers Would Get Twice As Much Done. If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twenty Times As Fast, Everyone Else Would Get Twice As Much Done Since All The Managers Would Fly Off.

By The Time Of The United States Tricentennial, There Will Be More Government Workers Than There Are Workers.

Law Number L: The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's, But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.

The More Time You Spend Talking About What You Have Been Doing, The Less Time You Have To Do What You Have Been Talking About. Eventually, You Spend More And More Time Talking About Less And Less Until Finally You Spend All Of Your Time Talking About Nothing.

Law Number Xxxvi: The Thickness Of The Proposal Required To Win A Multimillion Dollar Contract Is About One Millimeter Per Million Dollars. If All The Proposals Conforming To This Standard Were Piled On Top Of Each Other At The Bottom Of The Grand Canyon It Would Probably Be A Good Idea.