There Are No Bad Words. Bad Thoughts.

When Cheese Gets Its Picture Taken, What Does It Say?

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.

I've Never Seen A Homeless Guy With A Bottle Of Gatorade.

People Who Say They Don't Care What People Think Are Usually Desperate To Have People Think They Don't Care What People Think.

People Love To Admit They Have Bad Handwriting Or That They Can't Do Math. And They Will Readily Admit To Being Awkward: 'i'm Such A Klutz!' But They Will Never Admit To Having A Poor Sense Of Humor Or Being A Bad Driver.