There Are Moments When You Get Out

Women's Fashion Is A Subtle Form Of Bondage. It's Men's Way Of Binding Them. We Put Them In These Tight, High-heeled Shoes, We Make Them Wear These Tight Clothes And We Say They Look Sexy. But They're Actually Tied Up.

If I Were Gay, You Know. I Think Woody Allen Is One Of A Long List Of Men I Might Go Gay For.

I Also Watch A Lot Of Really Bad Television When I'm Writing, "like Dancing With The Stars," With My Daughter.

I've Got Huge Tubs Full Of X-files Memorobilia That I Can Sell On Ebay.

When I Grew Up, I Was In Manhattan The Whole Time. But My Kids Have Been All Over The World.