There Are Many Differences Between A Baby

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I Don't Want My Books To Exclude Anyone, But If They Have To, Then I Would Rather They Excluded The People Who Feel They Are Too Smart For Them!

The Natural State Of The Football Fan Is Bitter Disappointment, No Matter What The Score.

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You'll Remember Someone Who Broke Your Heart, And You'll Think To Yourself, 'oh Yes, I Remember How That Feels.' But You Can't.