There Are In Life Conjunctions Of Circumstances

Money, Like Vodka, Turns A Person Into An Eccentric.

Everyone Has The Same God; Only People Differ.

Ah, Caviar! I Keep On Eating It, But Can Never Get My Fill. Like Olives. It's A Lucky Thing It's Not Salty.

My Love Is Like A Stone Tied Round My Neck; It's Dragging Me Down To The Bottom; But I Love My Stone. I Can't Live Without It.

It Is Depressing To Hear The Unfortunate Or Dying Man Jest.