There Are Days When I Wonder Why

I've Met People Who Are Baffled By Children, As Though They Were Never Children Themselves.

I've Never Set Out To Write A Funny Movie Or Be A Funny Comedian As A Woman. I Am A Woman. I Don't Really Have A Choice In The Matter. My Goal Is Just To Be Funny.

Most Of My Life I Didn't Feel Very Normal. There's Definitely Been Some Moments Where I Feel Like, All Right, I've Finally Graduated And I'm A Normal Lady.

I Never Thought I'd Get A Chance To Do What I'm Doing. It's Such A Dream.

I Think That People Who Don't Like Kids Are Awful People.