There Are Certainly A Lot Of Things

If I Should Stay I Would Only Be In Your Way So I'll Go, But I Know I'll Think Of You Each Step Of The Way And I Will Always Love You I Will Always Love You Bitter Sweet Memories That's All I Am Taking With Me Good-bye. Please Don't Cry We Both Know That I'm Not What You Need But I Will Always Love You I Will Always Love You.

There's Nothing Like White Trash At The White House.

I Compare Myself To A Good Barn. You Can Have A Good Barn, And If You Paint It, It Looks A Little Better. But If You Take The Paint Off, It's Still A Good Barn.

I'll Be Like Bob Hope, Touring When I'm 100.

We're All God's Children.