There Are Always Proper Responses, Even To

The One Prediction That Never Comes True Is, 'you'll Thank Me For Telling You This.

If You Can't Be Kind, At Least Be Vague.

People Who Put Slipcovers, Doilies, Plastic Protectors, And Cellophane On Everything Good That They Own Rarely Live To See An Occasion So Good That All These Covers Are Removed.

Smart People Duck When They Hear The Dread Announcement 'i'm Going To Be Perfectly Honest With You.

Only A Person Who Considers Himself Too Good For You Is Good Enough.