There Ain't Much Future For A Man

I'm A Cosmopolitan Sophisticate Of Culture And Intelligence. The Culmination Of Technology And Civilized Experience.

You Want To Give People A Reason To Hate My Guts More? I'm Making More Money.

My Songs Are Like My Kids.

You've Got Yoga, I've Got Beer. You Got Overpriced, I Got Weird.

People Always Think I Was Just Playing In A Piano Bar, But I Only Did That For About Six Months. The Rest Of The Time I Was Playing In Bands.