Theology Is The Effort To Explain The

I Never Listen To Debates. They Are Dreadful Things Indeed. The Plain Truth Is That I Am Not A Fair Man, And Don't Want To Hear Both Sides. On All Known Subjects, Ranging From Aviation To Xylophone-playing, I Have Fixed And Invariable Ideas. They Have Not Changed Since I Was Four Or Five.

In Every Woman's Life There Is One Real And Consuming Love. But Very Few Women Guess Which One It Is.

God Is A Republican, And Santa Claus Is A Democrat.

God Is The Immemorial Refuge Of The Incompetent, The Helpless, And The Miserable. They Find Not Only Sanctuary In His Arms, But Also A Kind Of Superiority, Soothing To Their Macerated Egos; He Will Set Them Above Their Betters.

Philosophy, As The Modern World Knows It, Is Only Intellectual Club-swinging.